I recently read that more than 50% of people in the world have never received or made a telephone call.
That means more than 50% of people in the world have never had to endure calling a business and getting lost in the voice mail maze without ever speaking to an actual person.
That means more than 50% of people in the world have never had to endure the aggravation of receiving incessant marketing and political calls.
That means more than 50% of people in the world have never had to pay a monthly phone bill.
That means more than 50% of people in the world have never had to listen to little Sarah or baby Brian’s stupid incoherent incoming answering machine messages when trying to leave a telephone message.
That means more than 50% of people in the world have never had the opportunity to experience phone sex.
Wow.
Except for the phone sex I think they’re pretty damn lucky.
That means more than 50% of people in the world have never had to endure calling a business and getting lost in the voice mail maze without ever speaking to an actual person.
That means more than 50% of people in the world have never had to endure the aggravation of receiving incessant marketing and political calls.
That means more than 50% of people in the world have never had to pay a monthly phone bill.
That means more than 50% of people in the world have never had to listen to little Sarah or baby Brian’s stupid incoherent incoming answering machine messages when trying to leave a telephone message.
That means more than 50% of people in the world have never had the opportunity to experience phone sex.
Wow.
Except for the phone sex I think they’re pretty damn lucky.
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