Sometimes I like to pour myself a large glass of malbec, get comfy in my
easy chair, and watch the crazies get crazier. That’s what I’ve been
doing this past week...
Janet Jackson told her she’s a “spoiled little bitch” after the little bitch screamed, “This is our house... Get the fuck out.”
Gladys Knight thinks she’s a snot-nosed little brat.
Who’s the well-mannered girl?
It’s none other than Paris Jackson, the 14 year old daughter of Michael Jackson.
(NOTE: There is considerable question as to whether Michael produced the sperm that spawned Paris. It’s more plausible he just bought the sperm from the Internet or from his dermatologist.)
At 14 she’s become outspoken and overbearing and a celebrity seeking maniac. What is she going to be like when she’s older? She’s a train wreck in the making. She needs a slap across the face and some intense therapy.
Money-greed changes everything and the Jacksons, the self-proclaimed American Dynasty, are taking their greed to the media. Of course it’s no mere coincidence that the Jacksons are simultaneously launching a concert tour amidst all this family trauma/drama. It’s all about ticket sales and scandal sells tickets.
I heard rumors that Paris wants to act and she wants to produce and she probably wants to sing and remake the mega-selling Thriller. Sadly with her current overblown ego she ain’t no pretty young thing. She might wanna be starting something but she needs to beat it and find some human nature.
It’s sad, but something tells me (as Jackson history has proven) it’s only gonna get crazier and crazier.
I’m gonna need a lot more wine.
Janet Jackson told her she’s a “spoiled little bitch” after the little bitch screamed, “This is our house... Get the fuck out.”
Gladys Knight thinks she’s a snot-nosed little brat.
Who’s the well-mannered girl?
It’s none other than Paris Jackson, the 14 year old daughter of Michael Jackson.
At 14 she’s become outspoken and overbearing and a celebrity seeking maniac. What is she going to be like when she’s older? She’s a train wreck in the making. She needs a slap across the face and some intense therapy.
Money-greed changes everything and the Jacksons, the self-proclaimed American Dynasty, are taking their greed to the media. Of course it’s no mere coincidence that the Jacksons are simultaneously launching a concert tour amidst all this family trauma/drama. It’s all about ticket sales and scandal sells tickets.
I heard rumors that Paris wants to act and she wants to produce and she probably wants to sing and remake the mega-selling Thriller. Sadly with her current overblown ego she ain’t no pretty young thing. She might wanna be starting something but she needs to beat it and find some human nature.
It’s sad, but something tells me (as Jackson history has proven) it’s only gonna get crazier and crazier.
I’m gonna need a lot more wine.
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