Urinal Thoughts

Do urinal splash guards really work? Splash. Splash. I don't think so.

Why are they called urinal cakes? Nobody ever eats them do they?

I'm fascinated by the new urinals that automatically flush when you're done peeing. Though I must admit I fear they're gonna malfunction and flush wildly, like a waterfall, while I'm still peeing and get me totally wet.

Maybe I should forego the urinal and just use the toilet...

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