I was driving south on Western Avenue in Hollywood recently when the strangest thing happened. I had just crossed Sunset Boulevard when I saw a rather large woman walking north. She strutted her stuff with confidence and had a huge smile on her face.
She also had no top on. That's right, her boobies hung like lanterns against her ample belly. At first it looked like she was wearing a shirt with two big buttons, but as they bounced up and down it was clear they were naked boobies.
Looking lower I saw what I thought was a very skimpy black bikini bottom. It wasn't. Her kitty cat was on full display.
I swerved and almost hit the oncoming traffic.
She saw me and laughed so hard she almost fell off her high heels. Yes, she was wearing black shoes.
She waved.
I waved back.
She continued walking.
I continued driving.
Ah Los Angeles!
She also had no top on. That's right, her boobies hung like lanterns against her ample belly. At first it looked like she was wearing a shirt with two big buttons, but as they bounced up and down it was clear they were naked boobies.
Looking lower I saw what I thought was a very skimpy black bikini bottom. It wasn't. Her kitty cat was on full display.
I swerved and almost hit the oncoming traffic.
She saw me and laughed so hard she almost fell off her high heels. Yes, she was wearing black shoes. She waved.
I waved back.
She continued walking.
I continued driving.
Ah Los Angeles!
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