Thursday, December 18, 2008

A Christmas Party To Be Remembered

Last Sunday I was invited to a Holiday House Party at a friend’s house.

Oh the decorations were abundant with holiday lights and ornaments everywhere. The main attraction of course was the Christmas Tree (a real tree!) beautifully adorn with the Colors of Christmas; green, red, and gold galore.

The food table had various salads, roast pork, turkey, and an array of vegetables. It was a holiday buffet certain to please the fussiest of taste buds.

Then it happened...

The beautiful turkey was minding its own business when a little girl, about four years old, made a beeline to the turkey, leaned forward with her little mouth wide open and bit the turkey in the ass. But instead of taking a bite and pulling away she stood there with her lips clamped down on the turkey’s ass.

I was stunned. What would provoke a little child to do such a thing?

The child’s mother witnessed her daughter’s oral skills in action without saying a word to chastise her. She pried her daughter’s lips from the turkey’s ass and laughed, commenting it was not an uncommon occurrence. People just stared in disbelief.

The mother didn’t cut off the piece of turkey ass that contained her daughter’s DNA. She left it alone with the bite marks intact, and instead helped herself to the wing.

I opted for the roast pork.

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