Sunday, February 01, 2009

Swimming in Bong Water

Eight time Olympic Gold Medalist Michael Phelps was caught smoking from a bong.

To squelch a media brouhaha he quickly issued an apology:

I engaged in behavior which was regrettable and demonstrated bad judgment. I'm 23 years old and despite the successes I've had in the pool, I acted in a youthful and inappropriate way, not in a manner people have come to expect from me. For this, I am sorry. I promise my fans and the public it will not happen again.

Does anybody believe this was his first and only time? I say no, no, no.

Do you think he really inhaled? I say yes, yes, yes.

Do you think he gets the munchies when he’s stoned? I bet he craves Pringles Potato Chips, onion dip, Hershey’s Kisses, and strippers.

Does anybody believe it won’t happen again? I bet you right now he’s lighting up a joint to ease the pain of being caught.

At least he didn’t try to say it was medicinal.

What a dope.

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