Hungry?

There’s breakfast.

There’s brunch.

There’s lunch,

There’s dinner.

Now there’s linner.

The other day I was asked if I wanted to meet for some linner. I didn’t know what it meant so I went prepared with a few condoms in my pocket.

I was quite surprised - and disappointed - that linner is a meal eaten late in the day, a combination of lunch and dinner.

I had a turkey club sandwich.