Tuesday, June 09, 2009

She’s A Working Girl

With her stint as vice presidential candidate a joke of the recent past (and for future generations to come) I hear Sarah Palin has done what any other washed-up beauty queen soccer mom governor who doesn’t know anything about governing would do....

She’s become a Mary Kay Beauty Consultant.

Oh yes, and I understand she’s quickly become the #1 sales rep selling tube after tube of pig-flavored red lipstick. It’s been a hit will her political cohorts. I even heard she spends her weekends traveling the country selling makeup, and giving make overs, at various flea markets.

Congratulations, Sarah. I think you’ve found your calling. Maybe someday soon we’ll see you driving around in a bright shiny new pink cadillac.

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