Silly Sarah

Now that Silly Sarah has resigned from the job she was completely unqualified to perform (insert huge sigh of relief from Alaskans and the world here) she is now able to pursue her life long dream of becoming the #1 selling Mary Kay Cosmetic consultant in the universe.
I heard she’s using her political contacts to open up Mary Kay markets in what she calls “third world nations like Crawford, Texas.”

She’s so smart.

Makes you wonder why we didn’t elect her our vice-president...

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