Sunday, August 02, 2009

Heavenly Beats

The religious world is abuzz with news that the pope is set to record a heavenly CD for Geffen Records. His voice will be accompanied by the Choir of the Philharmonic Academy of Rome, and the CD will also include eight original compositions performed by the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra.
Now I’m wondering... Will the pope be doing any music videos to promote sales?

With a proper remix and a little back beat I’m certain the pope could reinvent himself as the male Lady GaGa. He could sing and dance his way around the holy streets of the Vatican surrounded by “The Bouncing Bishops” and “The Genuflecting Altar Boys” with “The Habit Forming Nuns” singing back-up from the balconies that line the holy streets.

It could be quite the colorful spectacle. Lord knows he’s got a closet full of multi-colored costumes, gangsta bling, and matching sandals.

I get chills just thinking about it.

Pope Benedict: MTV superstar.

1 comment:

Owen said...

So. You didn't really want to go to heaven, did you? Expect a visit from Xcommunications R Uz in the near future. You're right about the bling, though. And he's got some nice paintings.