Friday, July 16, 2010

It Doesn’t Grow Back

Teenage mother Bristol Palin and her baby daddy Levi Johnston have decided to get married and form a real family, a family with true Christian values.

And in the true Christian way they have decided to not have sex until their wedding night.

Does Bristol know that her little piece of virginity isn’t growing back for the wedding night no matter how many prayers are uttered from her non-virgin lips? Once it’s broken it doesn’t grow back, Bristol.

Will she wear white with a scarlet letter and a black hem?

I wonder if Levi really was her first.. or her second... or her third or fourth... or was the football team her first?

As for publicity whore Levi, he’s got the attention span of a gnat, the IQ of an idiot, and the ego of swollen penis. Does anybody really believe he’s gonna remain faithful?

Mother Sarah must be so proud. I bet she throws them a huge tea party to celebrate.

I give the marriage less than a year.

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