Thank goodness Jerry Brown was elected California’s new Governor. I will personally welcome with open arms.
As for his opponent Meg Whitman... egad, evil now has a face and it’s certainly not a pretty one.
Whitman spent over $130 million of her own money to buy our votes, but no one wanted to sell their soul to get the crap she was selling. This is a woman who didn’t vote for 28 years yet had the audacity to expect people to vote for her. What the hell was she thinking?
She obviously wasn’t thinking, but I have been thinking about what she could’ve done with $130 million to really benefit people (and in the process give her some desperately needed good karma).
She could’ve bought thousands of computers and donated them to schools.
She could’ve bought 130 million yo-yos because people love to get together and yo-yo.
She could’ve bought thousands of Olivia Newton-John’s Liv-Aid Devices to help women detect breast cancer.
She could’ve donated millions to buy food for the homeless, diapers for children, and vaccines for newborns.
She could’ve donated money to medical research.
She could've bought all of us gift certificates to Olive Garden.
She could’ve helped the victims of the latest earthquake, hurricane, or typhoon.
She could’ve bought herself a makeover; new hairstyle; new face; and a new heart.
It’s all coulda woulda shoulda... but she didn’t. Instead she pissed the money away on telling lies and caressing her big fat ugly ego.
Hopefully she’ll crawl back into her cave so we’ll never see or hear from her again.
As for his opponent Meg Whitman... egad, evil now has a face and it’s certainly not a pretty one. Whitman spent over $130 million of her own money to buy our votes, but no one wanted to sell their soul to get the crap she was selling. This is a woman who didn’t vote for 28 years yet had the audacity to expect people to vote for her. What the hell was she thinking?
She obviously wasn’t thinking, but I have been thinking about what she could’ve done with $130 million to really benefit people (and in the process give her some desperately needed good karma).
She could’ve bought thousands of computers and donated them to schools.
She could’ve bought 130 million yo-yos because people love to get together and yo-yo.
She could’ve bought thousands of Olivia Newton-John’s Liv-Aid Devices to help women detect breast cancer.
She could’ve donated millions to buy food for the homeless, diapers for children, and vaccines for newborns.
She could’ve donated money to medical research.
She could've bought all of us gift certificates to Olive Garden.
She could’ve helped the victims of the latest earthquake, hurricane, or typhoon.
She could’ve bought herself a makeover; new hairstyle; new face; and a new heart.
It’s all coulda woulda shoulda... but she didn’t. Instead she pissed the money away on telling lies and caressing her big fat ugly ego.
Hopefully she’ll crawl back into her cave so we’ll never see or hear from her again.
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