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Friday, March 22, 2013

Murder My Vagina


Hollywood crazy has reared its head once again. This time in the tweets of the one time pot-free hymen-intact Amanda Bynes. 

The horny little ex-actress gone crazy has tweeted “I want @drake to murder my vagina.”  

Murder. Her. Vagina.

Kill the kitty cat. 

Slam the clam. 

Does it make you wonder about her vagina and what could entice someone to actually want to murder it?  And do you wonder what kind of relationship Amanda has with her vagina that would make her want to have it murdered and tweet the world announcing her vaginal desire?  
If her vagina has teeth and bites whatever tries entering it.... well that would be grounds for murdering the vagina.

If she has a sassy vagina that ridicules whatever tries entering it...  well that would be grounds for murdering the vagina.

If she grooms her vagina to look like Anne Hathaway... well that would be grounds for murdering the vagina.

Those are three legitimate reasons for wanting to murder a vagina, but I think the big question is whether or not Drake is up for the task of murdering her vagina.  

As far as I know Drake hasn’t tweeted or called a press conference.  Something tells me he wants to keep his penis out of jail and not attempt murdering Amanda’s crazy vagina.  

The media is on Amanda Vagina Alert and as soon as her vagina is attacked Fox News promises to be right there reporting from the scene of the crime. 

I’ll be watching CNN instead. 

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