The Saga of the Ungrateful Millennial


I was born at the end of a rainbow
A millennial child with a great gift of self
Mommy and Daddy said I was so perfect
They put a trophy of me on their shelf

I was given a gold star for going to school
In every contest I entered I was given a prize
I get what I want and I always want more
My star shines brightest in my own blue eyes

I am special
I am special
I am special, damn it!

I love me
You love me
Everybody loves me
Me, me, me, me, me!!!

I joined the work force to be living my dream
I expect a great title but never expect me to work
My boss keeps demanding I do what he says
Telling me I’m an ungrateful millennial jerk

But… I love me
And you… you love me
And everybody… loves me
Me, me, me, me, me!!!

Mommy and Daddy told me to quit
I’m too good for that job and that horrible boss
They said I don’t need to work for someone like him
He is jealous of me so it’s truly his loss

I am special
I am special
I am friggin’ special, damn it!

© 2018 Michael Coscia


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