I was roaming the streets the other day and stumbled across this white porcelain toilet sitting idly by a shade tree.
It got me thinking…
Wouldn’t it be fun if a new trend emerged where people moved their toilets outside under a tree for the summer months?
Before you gasp in pure horror, think about it for a moment and you’ll realize it’s quite the ingenious idea.
Relieving one’s self is as natural as the sun rising and sun setting, as natural as a flower blossoming, as natural as a horny dog humping your leg, so why not do it among nature? Before indoor bathrooms, there were outhouses. This would be an outhouse without the walls and ceiling, and it could very well be a centerpiece to your yard.
Just you and nature…
With birds chirping above you, and the summer breeze keeping the air flowing naturally around you, you could sit there for hours reading the newspaper or reading your favorite book or searching the Internet on your iPad all the while answering nature’s call while being surrounded by nature. And just imagine the selfies you could take to establish yourself as a trendsetter.
If you’re used to a pine scented bathroom freshener, then place your toilet under a pine tree. Those fake pine-scented room fresheners cannot compare to a true pine scent.
If you prefer the scent of lilacs or roses, there’s nothing prettier than a porcelain white toilet surrounded by blooming lilacs or red rose bushes.
And if you love the scent of lavender, may I boldly suggest placing your toilet in a bed of lavender.
Enticing, isn’t it?
Having your porcelain under the sky is like having you own personal Garden of Eden…
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