While roaming the streets today, I ran into a nude Barbie sunbathing. She wasn’t hiding behind a hedge or a fence. She was there in plain view for anyone to see. I almost stepped on her.
“Barbie, you’re naked!”
She smiled and said, “Yes, I am.”
I offered her a tissue to cover up, but she shook her head saying she doesn't like tan lines.
I thought about it and realized neither do I, so I stripped and sunbathed beside her.
We laid there together underneath the sun. It was sun-tastic!
I was falling in love... and told her my love for her was more than skin deep.
She kept smiling and calling me Ken... and I kept telling her my name is Michael, but she wouldn’t listen.
Ken. Ken. Ken.
That’s all she said.
Ken. Ken. Ken.
I got dressed and went home.
And today, my ass is sunburned red.
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